Tuesday, December 6, 2011

We Wish You A Turtle Christmas Review

                              Before I begin, I like to say that I grew up with the Ninja Turtles, and loved the 80's and 2003 series. With that out the way The 1994 special "We Wish You A  Turtle Christmas" is one of the worst things ever to come out to had the Turtles name. The "story", and I'm using that term loosely, revolves around the turtles trying to get a gift for Splinter, but mostly the special is just an excuse to sing a lot of god awful songs.
            First of the costumes of the turtles and Splinter are awful, it looked they had $1.25 to spend on these things. As bad as the costumes are, the animantronics are worse, the turtles mouths never shut, and most of the time the words don't match the lip movements, or their mouths never move when they speak. The songs are also terrible, the special starts off the a shitty redoing of "Deck the Halls" with the turtles do with Jamician accents, and it get worse from there. The worse is "Gotta Get A Gift For Splinter" and the turtle rap thay do while wrapping gifts.
               Not much else to say except the say that THIS SPECIAL IS SHIT. Ther hardly anything redeeming about this thing. I give a 1/5.

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